guest is author Edward Ashton. He’s here to share a bit about his new speculative-fiction-with-a-heavy-dose-of-humor
novel The End of Ordinary.
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Ashton lives with his adorably mopey dog, his inordinately patient wife, and a
steadily diminishing number of daughters in Rochester, New York, where he
studies new cancer therapies by day, and writes about the awful things his
research may lead to by night. He is the author of Three Days in April, as well
as several dozen short stories which have appeared in venues ranging from the
newsletter of an Italian sausage company to Louisiana Literature and Escape
Welcome, Edward. Please
share a little bit about your current release.
The End of Ordinary is
set in the near future, which is not entirely a spooky dystopia. Things are
actually mostly okay in late twenty-first century upstate New York, despite the
occasional super-plague or near-apocalyptic civil war. Drew Bergen works for
Bioteka, a custom genetic engineering shop. His daughter Hannah is a
fourteen-year-old running phenom who got her awesome lung capacity from
Bioteka, and her questionable social skills from her dad.
ton of friends, so when she meets Devon Morgan at a cross-country meet, she’s
willing to overlook a few minor flaws—including that Devon’s family is on a
government watch list, she’s palling around with what is probably an illegal
A.I., and she’s convinced that Hannah’s dad is caught up in a scheme to end the
simmering hostility toward the genetically modified elite by wiping the world
clean of the unmodified. Hannah and Devon set out to learn whether there’s more
to Drew’s work than blight-resistant corn, and hilarity ensues.
Almost all of my fiction starts with a single scene. The End of Ordinary started with this one:
you. The summer she turned two, we took Hannah to the beach. It was a perfect
day, hot and clear, with an offshore breeze kicking up sharp little whitecaps
on three-foot swells. Kara and I took her in shifts, one of us in the water,
the other watching her dig in the sand.
Hannah started getting cranky, and Kara told me to take her into the ocean. I
carried her out twenty or thirty feet, to where the swells were riding up my
thighs, knelt down and dipped her into the water, let her kick her feet a bit
and cool off. Then Kara waved to me, held up her phone, motioned for me to
stand for a picture. I picked Hannah up, held her face next to mine and waved.
Kara raised the phone. I smiled. I just had time to see Kara’s mouth open in a
scream when a breaker hit me from behind like a runaway bus, lifted me off my
feet, and flipped me forward. My arms flailed as I spun around. I tucked my
chin, and hit the sand hard on the back of my neck. There was a moment of fuzzy
numbness. I reached out.
feet as the wave rolled back out, my heart pounding like a jackhammer in my
chest. Kara was running toward me and I spun once around,
searching . . .
past me on the tide, was a fan of blonde hair. I dove for her, snatched her up
out of the water, and held her face to mine. Her eyes were wide open, and she
at the beach, I’ve dreamed of losing her. Sometimes it’s in the forest. We’re
hiking together, talking and laughing, and suddenly she’s gone. I crash through
the trees calling for her, knowing that something has taken her, that if I
don’t find her soon, it’ll be too late. Sometimes it’s in the city, in the
subway or one of the abandoned neighborhoods. I always wake up soaked in sweat
of stuff in it—humor and cool tech and adventure and suspense—but at the end of
the day, it’s the story of a father and a daughter, and the almost-unbearable
fear of letting go.
“Okay,” he said. “Let’s take this one step at a time. Why do
you need accomplices?”
percent fully opposed to your plans to murder Jordan. Ninety-five percent,
mostly right. We know about Project Snitch, Daddy.”
bridge of his nose.
here, so I snoop. I’ve heard you and Marco talking about Project Snitch more
for it was Project Dragon-Corn.”
pause. “Oh. Oh, honey. You mean project Sneetch.”
smoothie, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and smiled.
Marco’s accent when you said it that way.”
I’m not sure that’s…”
let out a long, low groan.
think you’re Sylvester McMonkey McBean.”
his chest. “See, honey? Your gay boyfriend gets me.”
What exciting story are
you working on next?
I’m currently about three-quarters of the way through the first
draft of my new book, A Brief History of the Stupid War. This book takes place
in between the events of The End of Ordinary and my first book, Three Days in
April, and tells the story of the war that almost ended the world when Hannah
was little. I know, I know—I’m publishing out of order. It’s okay, though.
These books are not a series. They’re just three stand-alone novels set in the
same world. It’s totally okay to read them in any order you like.
When did you first
consider yourself a writer?
not considering myself a writer. My dad still has a collection of (very) short
stories I wrote when I was nine, and I cobbled together my first novel (written
in longhand, in pencil, on two hundred sheets of lined notebook paper) when I
was twelve. The reviews for that one were not great (“Hackneyed and derivative”
– love, Dad) but I’ve actually still got the original manuscript in a lock box
in my closet.
Do you write full-time?
If so, what’s your work day like? If not, what do you do other than write and
how do you find time to write?
No, I do not write full-time. I have a number of hungry mouths
to feed, and making a living as a novelist is a surprisingly tough gig. I’m
actually a cancer researcher by day, which has given me an interesting
perspective on the whole genetic engineering thing. As you can probably
imagine, this is a pretty demanding job, but I find time to write in the
interstices of my life. Got twenty minutes left on my lunch break? Bang out two
hundred words. Twelve hour flight to Tokyo? That’s a chapter at least. When you
approach it in that way, its surprising how quickly the words pile up.
What would you say is
your interesting writing quirk?
every story I wrote had a minor character in it somewhere named Doug. This
wasn’t a deliberate thing. I just find that name really amusing for some
reason, and I kept using it. If you get a chance to read The End of Ordinary, see if you can figure out which character’s
name was Doug until my editor made me change it. I think you’ll be pleasantly
As a child, what did you
want to be when you grew up?
A famous novelist, of course. Also, power forward for the Boston
Celtics. I’m still not sure which of those dreams was more realistic.
with the readers?
story to the newsletter for an Italian sausage company. They paid me in sheet
pizza and savings bonds. Until surprisingly recently, that was my biggest
single payday as a writer. Like I said—it’s a tough gig.
Thank you for being a
guest on my blog!
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